This blog isn’t written by just one ingenious mind, that much is clear to all but the most illiterate. And if you are illiterate, how did you get here in the first place? This is a blog. Blogs are mostly words. Go away.
Anyways, there are two of us, Spaz and Erratic. This is where we tell you a little about ourselves. We’re going to do this a little differently though, because it’s hard to be completely objective about yourself, isn’t it. For clarity’s sake, Spaz will be introducing Erratic, and vice versa.
That way, you can get to know the REAL persons behind the site, with no bias whatsoever. As if you cared.
Pretend that you do, it’ll help our fragile egos.
Despite being a bit older (read old dood) Erratic hasn’t had any problems getting into the spirit of gaming. After all, he’s personally followed it since playing pong as a college student back in the 20′s, or whenever it was that pong was invented. It’s a good thing that I’m around to help him because even if modern gaming is his forte, his technical skills with computers leave something to be desired. I remember once we both were in the same room, and I had a game installed on my computer by the time he had correctly inputted the serial into his. Poor guy. Being treelike (we’re talking height and girth) helps him with carrying heavy things like Buicks and Mack trucks, but not so much with the keyboard and mouse. Not to worry, we just adapted the dialing wand he uses for his telephone for proper A,W,S,D key actions and away he games.
I will say that he does have good tastes in games, because he likes most of the ones I like. I just wish his stereo was as up to date as his computer – although listening to big band music on a crank phonograph can be fun sometimes. Yes, he can be stubborn as an ox, but what can you expect with a melon of that size? Nothing THAT intelligent, let me assure you. Don’t worry, I’ll be around to translate what he says when he goes off on one of his tangents.
Spaz is a challenged individual. It it impossible to charitably describe him in any other terms. Hence the moniker “Spaz”.
Once you get to know him, through the posts on this site, this will all become quite clear. This tragic little “Ewok” is still trying to find a year of his life back, that he squandered on Asherons Call, when he was in college. ( This gives you a hint at his age and IQ.) That being said, it is still possible for him to choose a good game, and be fairly good at it, if certain criteria can be met: He likes the game. He’s having an “on” night. The stars and planets are properly aligned in the cosmos. Or whatever other excuse he can think up in a pinch. This gift of his is truly amazing! He often thinks of himself in the third person singular, meaning that he has a profoundly over-inflated opinion of himself and his in-game skills. This shouldn’t pose any real problems for you the gamer, because when he rants and raves, I’ll answer him with a good head shot. Or I’ll just tell him were to go, and what to do with himself when he gets there. This should be good.
All joking aside, when Spaz has spent a few hours in a new game with his fellow simians, he will have a pretty good grasp of all that it (game that is) has to offer. And whether or not its worth the waste of cash and time.
There is just one last but important detail that you need to know, to understand who Spaz is. HE DOESN’T LIKE PEOPLE! ‘nuf said.
