MASS EFFECT 2 SUCKS

27 Jan, 2010  |  Written by Spaz  |  under Game Talk

I don’t know if anyone remembers the game Mass Effect.  HA! If you don’t remember THAT game, you have no business calling yourself a gamer. As a matter of fact, you might as well get into shape, get a girlfriend, and have a social life.

FOR SHAME!

I was lucky enough to get to try Mass Effect 2.  I can’t tell you what got me this dubious honor, but it had absolutely nothing to do with taking the fat, ugly, smelly, zitty daughter of one of the Bioware execs out on a date. AND I had to put out.  I have never taken a longer, hotter shower after that one.

Expecting the fabulous gameplay and storyline of the first Mass Effect, I was sorely disappointed.

It was like they got somebodies Down’s Syndrome cousin to write the damned story line.  It smacked of saliva, boogars, and poo stains on tighty whiteys.

I am SO kidding!  I didn’t get a chance to play the game yet but OMG OMG OMG LOOK AT IT!!!

If that doesn’t give you a boner I don’t know what will.  ORDER IT NOW! I am.

By losers!

Oh, speaking of Console Losers…

Mass Effect 2 for XBox


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  • http://www.lonewolfrepose.com lonewolfrepose

    Man.. I wish this game had better graphics and more explosions. I feel let down.

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  • Erratic

    Of course Spaz if you really want to get into the whole game,
    you know so that perhaps you should read the book Mass Effect
    “Revelation” Maybe then you would have an understanding of this game. LOL

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